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Written By Nathen Bridgwater on Friday, July 12, 2013 | 11:20 AM

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Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.  ~David Byrne
Love is a game that two can play and both win.  ~Eva Gabor
Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved.  ~Christopher Paul Rubero
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.  ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy.  ~Jaesse Tyler
We're all a little weird.  And life is a little weird.  And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.  ~Robert Fulghum, True Love
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.  ~Kay Knudsen
You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.  ~Author Unknown
True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them.  ~Author Unknown
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well.  ~Author Unknown
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.  ~Author Unknown
I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,
Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,
Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light
All because you kissed me goodnight!
~Author Unknown
If another girl steals your man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him. Real men can’t be stolen.
– Kid Cudi
Love me, and i will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and i will drop those mountains on your head.
– Unknown
Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
– Unknown
How to please a woman?
Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the
football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say..
How to please a man?
Show up naked, bring beer.
– Unknown
Don’t bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship..unless you want it to be a short trip.
– Unknown
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
– Unknown
I heard you’re a player.
So, let’s play a game.
Let’s sweet talk. Let’s play fight.
Let’s talk 24/7.
Let’s tell each other good morning and good night every day.
Let’s take walks together.
Let’s give each other nicknames.
Let’s go on dates.
Let’s talk on the phone all night long.
Let’s hold each other.
– Unknown
I love being in the type of relationship where you’re totally comfortable around each other, and there’s no pressure to act a certain way, there’s no awkward moments, you can be weird and lazy when you’re together, make fun of each other, tickle each other and then just laugh it off like you’re best friends because you are.
– Unknown
Every girl has three guys in her life. The one she loves, the one she hates, and the one she can’t live without. And in the end, they are all the same guy.In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back….. Charlie Brown

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.--- George Carlin

No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.--George Carlin

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. --- Abraham Lincoln

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat -----Lily Tomlin

Don’t look back, somebody might be gaining on you --- Satchel Paige

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred…..Woody Allen

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown

Don't let someone be a priority in your life when you are still an option in their life…unknown

No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.....George Carlin

Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, you’ll be right… unknown

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law

People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.--- Robert Frost

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.-- Will Rogers

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."…. Charles M Schulz

I think I've discovered the secret of life -you just hang around until you get used to it .--Charles M Schulz

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think... George Carlin

I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.--- unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-- Mark Twain.

Love Funny Quotes

Love Funny Quotes

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Love Funny Quotes

Love Funny Quotes

Love Funny Quotes

Love Funny Quotes

Love Funny Quotes

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