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ll reach for your hand in the cold of winter, I’ll reach for your hand in the heat of summer. But if my short life can’t reach the dawn of spring, I promise, in heaven, I’ll reach you with my wings.
If you hide, I’ll seek for you. If you’re lost, I’ll search for you. If you leave, I’ll wait for you. If they try to take you away from me, I’ll fight for you. Cause I never want to lose someone I love.
I know your life can go on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can survive without me. But even if you turn me away, I will still choose to stay with you and be your sweetest stranger forever.
I don’t know why I keep on loving you despite the fact that I’ll get hurt again just like before. I never learn cause I don’t want to. Not now when I’m still strong to fall for you over and over again.
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder, hold you close to me and answer with a smile, “Like this.”
There’s a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes and my life that only you can complete.
You’re one of the people I never asked from God but still, He gave you to me. I asked Him why, He said, “Because he can fill your life like no one else can.”
If I can just make everything fall where it should be, I would. If I could make life better for you, I would. But I can’t. All I can do is to let you know that mine has been better because of you.
When I say I love you, please believe it’s true. When I say forever, know I’ll never leave you. When I say goodbye, promise me you won’t cry. Cause the day I’ll be saying that would be the day I die.
Death scares the hell out of me. I don’t wanna die knowing that you’ll cry over me but if death means watching over you and being with you, I might as well take my life just for you.
Would you believe me if I tell you that I love you so much? Actually, I’d prefer it if you won’t. Why? So that I can spend the rest of my life proving to you how much I do.
We spend most of our time talking about nothing but I just want to let you know that all these nothings mean so much more to me than so many somethingsLife is one thing that every creature on the planet has in common, but the meaning and understanding of life varies widely from person to person. Life has been described as short, sweet, dreamlike, transient and by many other definitions. We have a collection of the best life quotes and sayings from many perspectives from loving life and living it to its fullest to complaints and critiques of life.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
-- Fred Allen, Treadmill to Oblivion
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
-- Milton Berle
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
-- Hermione Gingold
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
-- Bill Cosby
An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
-- Author Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
-- Jo Brand
Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
-- Michael Caine
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-- Author Unknown
Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.
-- David Sarnoff
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
-- Bob Hope
I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
-- Emo Philips
I was feeling very irritable. It was that difficult time of the month when the credit card statement arrives.
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
-- Ann Landers
I'm a godmother. That's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short. That's cute - I taught her that.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
-- Author Unknown
Most conversation are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
-- Margaret Millar
My doctor is wonderful. Once when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
-- Joey Bishop
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ.
-- Bill Cosby
My husband says I feed him like a god; every meal is a burnt offering.
-- Rhonda Hansome
No one can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.
-- Jack Dee
Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt.
-- Kin Hubbard
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
-- Jackie Collins
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
-- Isaac Asimov
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
-- Jean Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies
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Shut up in work and report the boss.
A teenage guy’s life is all about operating beautiful girl’s impressions.
Nowadays students prefer Facebook Timeline on their study timetable.
I read an article last night and stats say, after a breakup the guy is most likely sleeping with a girl by the next week. Then I see all these girls on Facebook with their pictures and post and I laugh because you are all the rebound victims.
A divergence between a boss and a girlfriend is only your viewpoint.
When you break-up with someone, who says, "No I don't accept that" They feel all tough, until they're on your front porch, crying, in the rain, and you shut the porch light off on them, and lock the door.
There is always a stupid who has to mess up the plan.
Depression is not a joke and many people die from just that.
Love is like a basketball game, you need to call for time-out when you know it's time to rest.
All you need in a relationship is cheating and courage, and then divorce is sure.
The best way to make your wife happy is to surrender your dreams.
Time can heal all wounds including fail Photoshop accidents.
If you need to take a break from the anxiety of your married life, a legal divorce is often what you need.
Acne is my friend since puberty.
I don't like rich people... or rich... or people.
Demotivational posters always motivate my subconscious.
You cannot hate Monday if you want to beat Bill Gates.
I have tried to keep my mouth shut about so many different things. But maybe I’ve come to the point that I don’t care. For those of you, who still can’t get over the fact that a boss is always right, shut up already. It’s over and done.
I love how some people think jail is a joke and they can't get caught.
Men's creative minds always come in action after their breakups.
Life, I want to tell you, you were better before computers, Facebook and cell phones.
I eat a cupcake every day, because it's someone's birthday somewhere.
I hate girls, I could never have a girlfriend, and I haven’t broken up with all the beautiful girls yet.
American politics can be so amazing when you begin to look at it with the mind of an African man.
I am a fool and I am happy because intelligence giving nothing but worries.